On the first aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
A nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the second aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
Two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the third aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
Three Santa towels, two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the fourth aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
Four festive Post-Its, three Santa towels, two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the fifth aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
Five Reindeer Pezzzzzzzzzzz…
Four festive Post-Its, three Santa towels, two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the sixth aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
Six Burt’s Bees lip balms,
Five Reindeer Pezzzzzzzzzzz…
Four festive Post-Its, three Santa towels, two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the seventh aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
Seven chocolate Santas, six Burt’s Bees lip balms,
Five Reindeer Pezzzzzzzzzzz…
Four festive Post-Its, three Santa towels, two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the eighth aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
Eight 12-inch tapers, seven chocolate Santas, six Burt’s Bees lip balms,
Five Reindeer Pezzzzzzzzzzz…
Four festive Post-Its, three Santa towels, two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the ninth aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
Nine glittered ornaments, eight 12-inch tapers, seven chocolate Santas, six Burt’s Bees lip balms,
Five Reindeer Pezzzzzzzzzzz…
Four festive Post-Its, three Santa towels, two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the tenth aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
Ten little lotions, nine glittered ornaments, eight 12-inch tapers, seven chocolate Santas, six Burt’s Bees lip balms,
Five Reindeer Pezzzzzzzzzzz…
Four festive Post-Its, three Santa towels, two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the eleventh aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
Eleven sparkly gift bags, ten little lotions, nine glittered ornaments, eight 12-inch tapers, seven chocolate Santas, six Burt’s Bees lip balms,
Five Reindeer Pezzzzzzzzzzz…
Four festive Post-Its, three Santa towels, two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
On the twelfth aisle of Target, I tossed into my cart:
12-pack of snowflake napkins, eleven sparkly gift bags, ten little lotions, nine glittered ornaments, eight 12-inch tapers, seven chocolate Santas, six Burt’s Bees lip balms,
Five Reindeer Pezzzzzzzzzzz…
Four festive Post-Its, three Santa towels, two bags of bows, and a nutcracker with a pine tree.
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I just went in for a few stocking stuffers…
Happy Merry!
Gail
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dhill - Gail, this is the funniest rewrite ever!!! I “sang” it as I read it, and I laughed until I cried! PIMP!!! FIVE Reindeer Pezzzzz! ROFLSCAOM!!!12.17.2014 – 5:32am